One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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