I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well I just put wine in my tea
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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