TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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