I want to stick my p in your. b.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Im part way to drunk.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
