I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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