belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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