I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
