What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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