Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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