why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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