So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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