Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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