I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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