I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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