we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
im on a boat
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