is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I am available for nakedness
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
