if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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