Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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