She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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