I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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