so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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