Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Congratulations! We have a period
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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