i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Randomize
