Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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