lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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