We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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