It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
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i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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