New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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