Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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