C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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