We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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