i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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