Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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