Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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