Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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