Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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