also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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