She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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