The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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