Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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