Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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