I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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