it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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