Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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