Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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