we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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