okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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