Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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