she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
