So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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