quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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