i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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