so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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