If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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