i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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