That's when you crack a 10am beer
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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