i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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