Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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